This article is part of the Meet Skip Walker series.
To say that he has returned implies that he somehow left. Regardless of whether this site is in operation or not, he's always there watching. Listening. Possibly rubbing one out to re-runs of the Madonna halftime show. Honestly, I don't know because I can't keep track of him or his activities. He's a man that needs no introduction but I give him one anyway. Do you know that sensation when the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end? That's Skip Walker and he's at your local library checking out movies on DVD.
Skip Walker doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he doesn't go around dropping brand names like a corporate whore. Skip Walker once opened up a can of whoop ass and it tasted like shit. Skip Walker just put on a new set of clothes and now he is a changed man. Skip Walker is not a fan of whispering and firmly believes that one should talk to horses using a normal volume level, unless you're telling them a dirty secret. Skip Walker is part bird and he's always down to be a wing man. Skip Walker is having an argument with a two dimensional person and it is very one-sided. Skip Walker is what you talk about around the water cooler at work. Skip Walker expects the Spanish inquisition on occasion.
Skip Walker is hiring two private investigators to keep tabs on one another. Skip Walker does not have wants and needs, he has ransoms and demands. Skip Walker knows that today is your birthday but he still hasn't found a way to gift wrap himself. Skip Walker is going into the air conditioning business because he is so over heating. Skip Walker is the slowest Mexican in the west. Skip Walker is often prone to violence but he's never going to lie down and take it. My Skip Walker can beat up your Skip Walker. Skip Walker has a life that is a lot like "A Beautiful Mind" but without all the boring math getting in the way of great adventure. Skip Walker is now offering free wi-fi at select locations. You can super-size Skip Walker but you'll feel guilty about it afterward. Skip Walker is best served with a Diet Coke.
Skip Walker spits in your drink when you aren't looking, but only because he thinks you deserve it. For $5, you can upgrade Skip Walker to a foot-long. Skip Walker is also available through your TV via "on-demand" but it's up to you to figure out how. Skip Walker is tagging himself in all of your Facebook pictures. Skip Walker purchased his dog a cell phone plan with plenty of rollover minutes. Skip Walker has buck teeth made from adult male deer. Skip Walker is his own voice of reason. Skip Walker is dressing up in women's clothing and eating skirt steak. Skip Walker is a sheep in Skip Walker's clothing.
Skip Walker only hangs around with people who have health insurance because he loves friends with benefits. Skip Walker is pushing the envelope but it's still stationery. Be kind and rewind Skip Walker. Skip Walker is making long-distance phone calls with a short temper. Skip Walker knows a thing or two about counting to three. Skip Walker is fed up with restless leg syndrome and he's not going to stand for it! Skip Walker often wonders where Michael Bolton is now and what he's been up to. Skip Walker has a sleep number and it is 24 1/2. Skip Walker is voting maybe on Prop 43. Many have tried to redistrict Skip Walker and they failed every time. Skip Walker is so metal that he makes cocktails by pouring the ingredients into his mouth and banging his head. Skip Walker is priced slightly higher in AK and HI.
Skip Walker passed a bar on his way to law school and never made it there. Skip Walker is wearing a v-neck to the X Games. Skip Walker is the man with a plan and that plan involves dried fruit. Skip Walker has some moldy cheese in his pocket and he dares you to make a stink about it. Skip Walker is dressing you up in edible clothing and trying to bite your style. Skip Walker thinks that people with lazy eyes need better work ethic. Skip Walker has recently developed saliva problems and now he is a spitting image of himself. Skip Walker is one of the few things worth going green for. Skip Walker has done big things for little people. Skip Walker knows what love has to do with it but he's not telling. Skip Walker lives in a shroud of secrecy.
Skip Walker has a chip on his shoulder. Dorito, to be specific. Skip Walker is trying to think of a way to get more people to like him and he thinks it might involve bribing them with otter pops. Skip Walker hates the player and the game equally. Skip Walker will make it worth your while, assuming your while costs less than $2. Skip Walker is only 46% about the Benjamins. Skip Walker is doing nerd shit and hacking your servers. Skip Walker is from Geek Squad and he is here to help you with your PC. Skip Walker is from Greek Squad and he is here to help you with your chitons. Skip Walker is from Sheik Squad and is here to help you rule your Arabs. Skip Walker is probably best known for the time he played Skip Walker. Hey Susan G Komen, doing things "for the cure" was Skip Walker's idea. Skip Walker never planned his parenthood.
Skip Walker's Facebook page died but you can tell him how great he is by emailing him at skipwalker@pollestad.net.
To say that he has returned implies that he somehow left. Regardless of whether this site is in operation or not, he's always there watching. Listening. Possibly rubbing one out to re-runs of the Madonna halftime show. Honestly, I don't know because I can't keep track of him or his activities. He's a man that needs no introduction but I give him one anyway. Do you know that sensation when the hairs on the back of your neck stand on end? That's Skip Walker and he's at your local library checking out movies on DVD.
Skip Walker doesn't always drink beer, but when he does, he doesn't go around dropping brand names like a corporate whore. Skip Walker once opened up a can of whoop ass and it tasted like shit. Skip Walker just put on a new set of clothes and now he is a changed man. Skip Walker is not a fan of whispering and firmly believes that one should talk to horses using a normal volume level, unless you're telling them a dirty secret. Skip Walker is part bird and he's always down to be a wing man. Skip Walker is having an argument with a two dimensional person and it is very one-sided. Skip Walker is what you talk about around the water cooler at work. Skip Walker expects the Spanish inquisition on occasion.
Skip Walker is hiring two private investigators to keep tabs on one another. Skip Walker does not have wants and needs, he has ransoms and demands. Skip Walker knows that today is your birthday but he still hasn't found a way to gift wrap himself. Skip Walker is going into the air conditioning business because he is so over heating. Skip Walker is the slowest Mexican in the west. Skip Walker is often prone to violence but he's never going to lie down and take it. My Skip Walker can beat up your Skip Walker. Skip Walker has a life that is a lot like "A Beautiful Mind" but without all the boring math getting in the way of great adventure. Skip Walker is now offering free wi-fi at select locations. You can super-size Skip Walker but you'll feel guilty about it afterward. Skip Walker is best served with a Diet Coke.
Skip Walker spits in your drink when you aren't looking, but only because he thinks you deserve it. For $5, you can upgrade Skip Walker to a foot-long. Skip Walker is also available through your TV via "on-demand" but it's up to you to figure out how. Skip Walker is tagging himself in all of your Facebook pictures. Skip Walker purchased his dog a cell phone plan with plenty of rollover minutes. Skip Walker has buck teeth made from adult male deer. Skip Walker is his own voice of reason. Skip Walker is dressing up in women's clothing and eating skirt steak. Skip Walker is a sheep in Skip Walker's clothing.
Skip Walker only hangs around with people who have health insurance because he loves friends with benefits. Skip Walker is pushing the envelope but it's still stationery. Be kind and rewind Skip Walker. Skip Walker is making long-distance phone calls with a short temper. Skip Walker knows a thing or two about counting to three. Skip Walker is fed up with restless leg syndrome and he's not going to stand for it! Skip Walker often wonders where Michael Bolton is now and what he's been up to. Skip Walker has a sleep number and it is 24 1/2. Skip Walker is voting maybe on Prop 43. Many have tried to redistrict Skip Walker and they failed every time. Skip Walker is so metal that he makes cocktails by pouring the ingredients into his mouth and banging his head. Skip Walker is priced slightly higher in AK and HI.
Skip Walker passed a bar on his way to law school and never made it there. Skip Walker is wearing a v-neck to the X Games. Skip Walker is the man with a plan and that plan involves dried fruit. Skip Walker has some moldy cheese in his pocket and he dares you to make a stink about it. Skip Walker is dressing you up in edible clothing and trying to bite your style. Skip Walker thinks that people with lazy eyes need better work ethic. Skip Walker has recently developed saliva problems and now he is a spitting image of himself. Skip Walker is one of the few things worth going green for. Skip Walker has done big things for little people. Skip Walker knows what love has to do with it but he's not telling. Skip Walker lives in a shroud of secrecy.
Skip Walker has a chip on his shoulder. Dorito, to be specific. Skip Walker is trying to think of a way to get more people to like him and he thinks it might involve bribing them with otter pops. Skip Walker hates the player and the game equally. Skip Walker will make it worth your while, assuming your while costs less than $2. Skip Walker is only 46% about the Benjamins. Skip Walker is doing nerd shit and hacking your servers. Skip Walker is from Geek Squad and he is here to help you with your PC. Skip Walker is from Greek Squad and he is here to help you with your chitons. Skip Walker is from Sheik Squad and is here to help you rule your Arabs. Skip Walker is probably best known for the time he played Skip Walker. Hey Susan G Komen, doing things "for the cure" was Skip Walker's idea. Skip Walker never planned his parenthood.
Skip Walker's Facebook page died but you can tell him how great he is by emailing him at skipwalker@pollestad.net.
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