I'm not really going to waste a lot of space doing an introduction this time around since pretty much everything you need to know about this two-part series was covered in the first update. Today, we're pouring over the remainder of submitted essays from high school students and cherry-picking those that help prove our point, which mostly revolves around the fact that America has helped raise some really stupid children. Honestly, we feel like we should be doing something useful with this knowledge, like working towards compiling a report and telling someone important but we'd much rather spend our spare time doodling stick figures copulating in various sexual positions. Besides, we never did get a response back from our in-depth analysis on greenhouse gasses that we sent to Congress and we're a tad bitter about it. Apparently they don't have anyone on staff that can read ebonics and that is somehow our fault. I don't understand how the Government functions sometimes.

One thing I do understand, however, is how to put words in a box and make them appear on a web page so without further ado, let's get to the rest of the essays so I can get to postin' this stuff real quick like.

How Does The First Amendment Affect Your Life? (Part II)

Let's start again with one complete essay submission:

The first amendment was given to us a long time ago, and back then, people really appreciate it. When it was first given to us we used it almost all the time, we liked it because it gave us freedom to do a lot more things and therefore express ourselves in anyway we suppose. Fast forward to today, a lot of people don't even know what consists of the first amendment. I try to use it when it is possible, I feel that whenever you do not agree with something that's when you should exercise the first amendment. A lot of times you do not even know you are using the first amendment. If it was taken away from you you would not be able to speak of what you want to speak of.

More Amazing Introductions & Openings:

- Yes I feel that we should have rights because this is the United States!!

- As a high school student I say that I use the first amendment on a every day life. Well I'm not really sure how I use the first amendment on a every day life. I will say that by talking to my friends is one way that I use the first amendment.

- Freedom, one word that completely glorifies what this country stands for. The bill of Rights wrote 10 amendments having to do with the freedoms and rights of the American people, the First Amendment is one that had molded this country into its current form, and teens today definitely take full advantage of the amendment.

- I don't think that the first amendment affects our daily lives at all. In fact, people feel more secure and feel more free.

- Freedom of speech is used by everyone, everybody. In the United States.

- The U.S. constitution is a very powerful document. Included in it are articles and amendments and so fourth.

- I use the first amendment in the U.S. constitution which is freedom of speech every day because you can't go out on a fall day without talking because that is nearly impossible.

- Well that we could talk about president George W. Bush that he sucks and nothing happens.

- The first amendment relates to my everyday life is that the cops should not tell the teenagers that are on the street corner to leave because they have their right, and I really think that if people really wanted to follow the first amendment they would do as they are told and if they really did want to listen just like they are now and they are not obeying the first amendment rights and I think there shouldn't be a first amendment because no one is going to use of listen to the first amendment.

- One of the most biggest things in the United States are the laws and the constitution. The one that I'm going to be writing about is the First Amendment.

- Every day, I use the first amendment is by saying whatever I want to say or something I want to do.

Deep Thoughts On Race And Gender:

- Without the first amendment, rock stars and rappers wouldn't be able to talk about how they killed people or talk badly about women.

- I don't think there should be a right that any kind of race that can't get in to the US without having an I.D. or not being a citizen of the united states. My own opion of that matter is that the president should let the people out of the country be allowed but to search them really good and to malse shure they have nothing illegal in these belongings.

- The first amendment is extremely important for me and my family. Because of "first amendment" I could immigrate from my motherland poland to the USA.

- The first amendment consists of so many rights and acts. It gives us the right to make no more racism anymore.

- While taking the bus home, I can take any seat without nobody telling where I should sit at.

- Well you probably don't know, but I am a Mexican and we're always on protesting or on marches for better jobs or more freedom to us Mexicans.

- Arabians think Muhammad as a god or lord.

- You can have your opinion about a culture but some might take it the wrong way but you can say it because it's your views but it may not come out right but people can exercise what they want to say.

- For petition, petition is so important for me because I wouldn't be here if there's no petition my parents just petition me for my dad so probably if petition is not part of the amendment me and my dad would be here and my family wouldn't be together.

- Is swearing protected under the First Amendment? I think it should because the First Amendment states that we have the freedom of speech. Swearing, in my opinion, is a part of speech, in which is used everyday. I don't think that its right for teachers around school tells students not to swear because swearing is a part of the English language. Plus, most curse words are in the dictionary, making them not so bad to say. Besides, not all swear words have only one meaning. The "F" word can be used as a noun, verb, adverb, etc. Also, the "B" word isn’t only used against women. It also means female dog.

- We all use freedom of religion by believing in a specific faith such as Christians, Baptist, Jehovah, or even Jews.

Interesting Essay-Writing Techniques:

- The amendments don't affect my life at all. The third one, freedom of the press, don't know what it means.

- Finally, my third idea is about the press, people are freedom in this country to hear and communicate to other people, could watch T.V., could read the news paper or send letters to an editor to express what I think about a book.

- To find out more about how the first amendment applies to me than just keep on reading.

- When you really think about it, sometimes we don't have freedom of speech. For example, in school mostly students don't hae freedom of speech. Also, if there are sertain limitation to these amendment, why bother writing them so carefully?

- Why write this amendment so generally "freedom of speech" is anything that comes out of your mouth. Why have limitations with this. You can't actually tell a teacher how you feel about this assignment.

- People complain about everything way to much. If it wasn’t for angry moms and hippies the world would be a way better place. I have the right to say that because of the first amendment. You can't stop me.

- Another way I used the first amendment is by telling the truth. For example, in school, I told my friends that this school sucks and a security guard hears me and gave me a detention. I told him why am I getting detentions. He just told me to shut up.

- Our freedom also allows us to talk to others about whatever we want whether it's ridiculous or not. For example, friends can talk about a dog chewing on gum. It's quite cute actually.

- I take my freedom as far as I can take it, without disrespecting anyone, of course.

- I start thinking a lot because I love money, and telling the true I am only doing this essay for the money.

- I am one of the few who takes advantage of what the first amendment guarantees us, freedom of expression. I enjoy expressing myself with clothing. Every morning, I hop out of bed because it's time for me to play my very own game of dress up. If I am experiencing a lazy day, I slip on a pair of sweatpants and throw a huge shirt over my head. My peers glare at me as I stroll down the halls of school. The next day I may feel daring and decide to put on knee-high socks. Once again, as I strut down the halls, the eyes of my classmates scan me from head to toe. Yes, I have dared to be different and NOTHING can take that away from me. Thank you, First Amendment.

WTF?:

- First Amendment is very important because u can express our own Belize.

- If Hollywood of all places is allowed to preach to us about the dangers of excess, then I’m allowed to hold a Styrofoam-burning contest in my backyard.

- The way I use freedom of speech is consuming goods whenever I feel like it. Going to the store and buying what I want. In other countries the government supplies the people with what they want.

- As Dr. King once said "I have a dream" well so do I. the dream that I always have on the back of my mind is the ability to use my right of petition against something I completely disagree with.

- People were protesting Bush and the war and it had been all over the news worldwide. Bush didn't care that it was being televised around the world because it showed that the American people had freedom of speech and he liked how it was being viewed how Americans showed how they felt about what was going on in America.

- A lot of people freedom of the press are the big one. Everyday we see magazines and newspapers with daily news that are important to us and might entertain us.

- There should be an assemble soon to talk about if they should mix it up the first amendment or just leave it the way it is.

- I used the first amendment of the u.s. constitution everyday by studying everyday as a sophomore in automobile technology class.

- I really think that if people really wanted to follow the first amendment they would do as they are told, and if they really did want to listen just like they are now, and they are not obaying the first amendment, and I think there sholdn’t be a first amendment because no one is going to use it or listen to the firstamendment.

- When it comes to arguing, I always start to get mad. I always wind up yelling by the end of the argument. I will always argue to the point where I win because of the first amendment.

- Another thing, when I hang out with my friends at the park (freedom of reunion.)

- But freedom is the main thing. In life without it is death and crazy. I use it every day because I have liberty.

- My mom even hate it when i go outside i guess she wants me to be antisocial or something. I keep asking her why i don’t have any friends she say you don’t need no friends i am your friend i laugh.

- I speak my mind freely because of the First Amendment. My ideas and views on the world, on books, on current events will be known to those I speak with no matter what it is we talk about.

- That last one that I use in my every day life is the right of life liberty and the pursuit of happiness. If the first amendment were not in the constitution, life would be different.

- It also affects us in our lunchrooms. You see we are able to talk bad about our own lunches. Though I may say things I still will eat it. Due to the old saying: "Beggars can't be choosers."

- My school is full of the first amendment. You can hear kids shouting in the hallways.

- For example, if I'm in class talking about the president and say I don't like him. Nobody can do anything to me because everyone would have their own opinion. Now say I'm going to kill the president they could send me to jail because I'm treating his life.

- You can print mostly anything you want dealing with whatever you want. You might not want to print anything about the government.

- Without the first amendment, we wouldn't be able to go through our lives normally. For example, most of the music we listen to is about freedom of speech.

- In Chris Browns song Heart to Heart he tells about being in love with this girl and how he feels about it. You probably will not know who he is talking about but you will know how much he is in love with this person.

My Love
My Love
My Love
What Would I Do Without My Love

Without the First Amendment you would not be able to say how you feel about things. To tell how they feel without being punished.

- Communicating verbal is something that we all use and that we all can agree that the freedom of speech is something wonderful.

Conclusions:

- All in all, I think that freedom of speech is a good amendment to have in the constitution.

- The other one is the freedom of rights. Everyone has rights. That’s why I have rights. My rights come into play when I get into trouble. When I need a witness or something. That’s why I have rights.

- People from all over the world should get freedom. They should know what freedom is all about. They should feel and fly away like an angel to fly all over the world.

- So my reason for illustrating ya'll about the first amendment is how important it is and how everybody uses it in everyday basis.

- Now that I have thought about it, I use the first amendment a lot. I am using the first amendment in this essay if it ever gets published. Now I can't imagine life without it.

- Many nations create genocide on those who disagree. Thus the first amendment is relevant in my life now as it was over 200 years ago.

- Thank you, U.S. government, for letting us use and express the first amendment.

- Well, this is all I could say and type. We also got freedom of religious.

- When I went to Washington D.C. there were a a woman and man outside the white house fighting for freedom. They have been there for so many years and they haven't given up because they want freedom and they know if they put their heart and soul into this, that they will be able to be successful and get freedom that they have been asking for so long. We should never give up.

- But so many people see the need to separate the state from the church to some extent, but decry the banning of school-sponsored from publicschools and the removal.

- In school I love to hang out with my friends and when I'm out I love to be with my family. Assembly helps me to identify who I am as a person by the friends I choose to hang out with on a daily basis. I have become the first amendment.

- I saw on the television an African American talking about freedom of speech, religion, assembly, and other what nots. But none the less I'm tuning my guitar right before we about to start service. "Hum" Who’s at the door it’s probably some one new.
"Hello who is it?"
"Police open up!"
The end.

- Lastly, I can say any-fucking-thing I want. I can say our president fucking sucks. I can protest. I can fucking swear in a high school paper. I can do all this just because of the First Amendment. I love this fucking country.

There you have it. It's nice to know that we can thank Chris Brown and the Jews for our ability to have a first amendment and use it for whatever want to use it for. It's also reassuring to know that all of the young minds featured in the past two updates are now over 18, (hopefully) graduated, and out in society rocking the vote. These kids are truly America's future and I count my blessings every day for cancer in the hopes that I will catch it and die before they become eligible to run for President.