He knows how it is. He goes away for a little while and look what happens. Some half-ass goes and gets a little bit of fame off an internet campaign, building off what he started. Oh, don't worry, he's not mad. He doesn't get mad. He merely is, always standing in the background and watching. He sees your cheap imitation and now mocks you as you dwindle to ruin while your jokes become played out. Yes, Chuck Norris, he's talking about you. He's Skip Walker, and they are making a documentary about his bathroom habits.
Skip Walker was born in a nursery rhyme and he recites nursing homes to children at the playground. Skip Walker secretly envies the Jeffersons because he is unable to move on up but he doesn't let that get in the way of him being upwardly mobile. Skip Walker invented the emoticon to hide his immense dislike for you. Skip Walker is automatically overruling your objection well before you ever make it. Skip Walker knows justice. In case of fire, please use the stairs to find Skip Walker. Never use the elevator. Skip walker bucks conventional wisdom. Skip Walker once killed a man with a fountain pen and now he feels like he is a marked man. Skip Walker only beats women and children.
Skip Walker bought a new Bentley coupe and uses it to deliver pizzas. Skip Walker crossed the streams and refuses to live in shame because of it. Skip Walker ain't afraid of no ghost. Skip Walker spends most of his free time browsing flower and plant websites because he likes looking at the seedier side of the internet. If you don't support the terrorists then Skip Walker has already won. The inbox on Skip Walker's phone is full and he hasn't read any of the messages. Skip Walker might just be ignoring you. Skip Walker passed go but opted not to collect his $200. Skip Walker owns the property that you just landed on. Skip Walker is the top hat.
Skip Walker is robbing banks in order to afford the high price of freedom. Skip Walker is dropping saki bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima and he hears that the people of Japan are pretty happy about it. Skip Walker works closely with people that he feels are out of reach. Skip Walker is banned from saying the word "keystroke" in 47 states because the local governments find it too empowering to the people. Skip Walker says that the revolution is now. Skip Walker will not be televised. Skip Walker once sang a ballad to a deaf person because it struck him as the right thing to do. Skip Walker carries an open/closed sign with him at all times so that other people know he means business. Skip Walker is 24/7/365.
The first rule of Skip Walker is that you should always talk about Skip Walker, unless you live in North Dakota, where it is local law that you cannot talk about Skip Walker for fear of your kool-aid priviliges being revoked. Skip Walker prefers to stay at the Embassy Suites because only fags and communists stay at Motel 6. Skip Walker refuses to leave the light on for you. Skip Walker is in a final Jeopardy showdown with Ken Jennings and he is intentionally writing down the wrong answer. Skip Walker doesn't do Myspace so stop asking. Skip Walker outsources his laundry needs because he hates getting his hands dirty. Skip Walker refuses to seperate his colors.
Skip Walker was your secret Santa and everyone knew about it but you. Skip Walker only buys gifts that he likes in hopes that you'll wind up returning it. It's hard to measure a man like Skip Walker but he finds 36-24-36 pretty appealing. Skip Walker once drank a gallon of Drano because he felt like his pipes could use a little cleaning. Skip Walker constantly walks around on stilts because he thinks that he is above everyone else. Skip Walker really isn't that tall. Skip Walker refuses to use his turn signal and feels that he is a better man because of it. Skip Walker gave all his money away to charity because he finds finances boring. Skip Walker is the gift that keeps on giving because Skip Walker is everywhere you want to be. Skip Walker turned down the role of "Tubbs" on Miami Vice because he didn't want to be typecast as a black actor forever. Skip Walker is Shaft.
Skip Walker was born in a nursery rhyme and he recites nursing homes to children at the playground. Skip Walker secretly envies the Jeffersons because he is unable to move on up but he doesn't let that get in the way of him being upwardly mobile. Skip Walker invented the emoticon to hide his immense dislike for you. Skip Walker is automatically overruling your objection well before you ever make it. Skip Walker knows justice. In case of fire, please use the stairs to find Skip Walker. Never use the elevator. Skip walker bucks conventional wisdom. Skip Walker once killed a man with a fountain pen and now he feels like he is a marked man. Skip Walker only beats women and children.
Skip Walker bought a new Bentley coupe and uses it to deliver pizzas. Skip Walker crossed the streams and refuses to live in shame because of it. Skip Walker ain't afraid of no ghost. Skip Walker spends most of his free time browsing flower and plant websites because he likes looking at the seedier side of the internet. If you don't support the terrorists then Skip Walker has already won. The inbox on Skip Walker's phone is full and he hasn't read any of the messages. Skip Walker might just be ignoring you. Skip Walker passed go but opted not to collect his $200. Skip Walker owns the property that you just landed on. Skip Walker is the top hat.
Skip Walker is robbing banks in order to afford the high price of freedom. Skip Walker is dropping saki bombs on Nagasaki and Hiroshima and he hears that the people of Japan are pretty happy about it. Skip Walker works closely with people that he feels are out of reach. Skip Walker is banned from saying the word "keystroke" in 47 states because the local governments find it too empowering to the people. Skip Walker says that the revolution is now. Skip Walker will not be televised. Skip Walker once sang a ballad to a deaf person because it struck him as the right thing to do. Skip Walker carries an open/closed sign with him at all times so that other people know he means business. Skip Walker is 24/7/365.
The first rule of Skip Walker is that you should always talk about Skip Walker, unless you live in North Dakota, where it is local law that you cannot talk about Skip Walker for fear of your kool-aid priviliges being revoked. Skip Walker prefers to stay at the Embassy Suites because only fags and communists stay at Motel 6. Skip Walker refuses to leave the light on for you. Skip Walker is in a final Jeopardy showdown with Ken Jennings and he is intentionally writing down the wrong answer. Skip Walker doesn't do Myspace so stop asking. Skip Walker outsources his laundry needs because he hates getting his hands dirty. Skip Walker refuses to seperate his colors.
Skip Walker was your secret Santa and everyone knew about it but you. Skip Walker only buys gifts that he likes in hopes that you'll wind up returning it. It's hard to measure a man like Skip Walker but he finds 36-24-36 pretty appealing. Skip Walker once drank a gallon of Drano because he felt like his pipes could use a little cleaning. Skip Walker constantly walks around on stilts because he thinks that he is above everyone else. Skip Walker really isn't that tall. Skip Walker refuses to use his turn signal and feels that he is a better man because of it. Skip Walker gave all his money away to charity because he finds finances boring. Skip Walker is the gift that keeps on giving because Skip Walker is everywhere you want to be. Skip Walker turned down the role of "Tubbs" on Miami Vice because he didn't want to be typecast as a black actor forever. Skip Walker is Shaft.