As is sometimes the occasion here at the P.Net campus, we like to let our hair down and loosen up a bit.  Usually Gerry from Sales takes this to mean he can start doing lines of coke on his Secretary, but he's a good earner so we let it slide.  No, what it really means is that occasionally we turn on the radio to whatever random pop culture station takes our fancy that day.  Research found that it really boosts productivity.  Much to our dismay, we tuned in right as an hour stretch of commercials began.  This is normally where we tune out and go get jelly beans but one ad caught our attention: a blurb advertising college courses that allow you to get a degree in Homeland Security.  Now, I didn't even know that was something you could take at college but it sounds fashionable and trendy.  Not to be outdone, memos began flying all around the P.Net offices, including that little remote office we have in Germany.  "This sounds like a market we need to tap into."  So, in a joint effort between the P.Net Bureau of Worthless Documents and the P.Net Department That Issues Such Things, we now offer you the opportunity to earn your very own degree in Homeland Security!  This powerful college degree will empower you to be more confident and successful in the workplace.

Did you not get a job you thought you were more than qualified for?  Did they hire someone you don't like in your place?  Use your new degree to label the whole company as terrorists!  Not only can you give them bad PR, you can potentially tie them up in either litigation or criminal charges.  The choice is yours!

Is your resume not quite up to snuff?  Do you wish you had more applicable experience than you really do?  Well, with the power of your new degree in HS, you now have the ability to lie right through your teeth.  This course, taught by Professor Condolezza Rice, teaches you the ability to lie without thinking, regardless of whether it makes any rational sense or not.  Bolster your resume with all kinds of outrageous claims -- who's going to check them?

Are you a motivated individual, a real go-getter?  This degree will change all that!  Responsibility and accountability are a thing of the past once you have your Homeland Security degree.  People will continue to expect a lot out of you but if you fail to miss the mark, who cares?  Simply show them your new degree as proof that you're on to something, whether it really matters or not.  Live life on a whim and do whatever you please.  There's virtually no consequence that lying or neglect won't get you out of.

These, of course, are just a few of the benefits that can be gained from obtaining your degree in Homeland Security.  Prices are about as low as the terror level so enroll now!  Operators at the P.Net School For Supposed Higher Education are standing by to assist you.  Call today and become the better person that today's Republic demands of you!