Let's talk for a second about goat milk.  It's a little known fact that if you drink goat milk while eating a Sharpie, you become entranced in a catatonic-like state where you are able to see into the future.  I have done this which is how I know.  I've been there.  Laypeople may call these "prophecies" or "hugely insightful glances into the future" but I simply call it "sensory exchange experience", or s.e.x. for short.  Now, I have this s.e.x. a lot.  In fact, if you were to contact me right now, there is a good chance I would be in the middle of s.e.x. when you called.  Sometimes I have s.e.x. when I sleep or when other people are around.  I've become rather accustomed to it though it does seem to bother people when I have s.e.x. in a public place.  It's not something I can control; I don't determine when and where s.e.x. occurs.  It used to be real problematic in school as sometimes I would have s.e.x. while the teacher was talking.  The other kids would stare because they didn't grasp what s.e.x. was.  Oh, but the teacher knew.  She would wink at me and tell me to meet her after class was out.  She claimed she wanted to have s.e.x. with me but what she did was nothing like s.e.x.  She started taking off all her clothes, touching me, and I ran out of the room yelling, "that's Daddy's secret spot!"  I'm not sure what happened after that because I ran into a brick wall and blacked out.